it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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