Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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