ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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