Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
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N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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