i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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