My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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