I swear to god he's a one man village people.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
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STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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