All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Randomize
