IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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