Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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