1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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