I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
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