She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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