i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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