Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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