Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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