Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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