is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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