billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
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I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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