He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
The uberlube is also flammable
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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