is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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