so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
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I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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