Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
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Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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