also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
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I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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