do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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