How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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