This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
