that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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