i think my tv is drunk
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I would ride that face into the sunset
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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