She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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