i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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