Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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