im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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