I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
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Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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