I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Holy shit dude........stairs
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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