Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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