Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
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Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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