This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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