I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
there is puke in my bra ... again
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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