did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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