what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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