Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
Cake is only good when you eat it
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Then you guys just all showered together...?