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(305): View more from Florida

You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter

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(305): You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter http://tfl.nu/j7mv

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Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?

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I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.

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(818): Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ? (770): I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no. http://tfl.nu/wmyv

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Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?

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Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.

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(805): Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with? (1-805): Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info. http://tfl.nu/n3dd

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my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming

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(703): my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming http://tfl.nu/nmyq

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he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time

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(571): he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time http://tfl.nu/1urp

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time

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(832): why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time http://tfl.nu/brrk

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I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"

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(860): I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John" http://tfl.nu/1on0

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I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?

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(740): I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went? http://tfl.nu/jir7

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He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"

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(404): He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!" http://tfl.nu/kefh

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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out

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(413): my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out http://tfl.nu/0mnv

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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.

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(614): thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn. http://tfl.nu/sfhl

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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him

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(724): yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him http://tfl.nu/kgpr

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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.

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(715): How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it. http://tfl.nu/19iz

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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.

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(719): Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming. http://tfl.nu/flfj

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My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.

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(303): My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you. http://tfl.nu/ugo1

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