so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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