i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.