I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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