I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
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i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
as a side note pls kill me
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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