As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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