were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
is it fun? or sober?
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