Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
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I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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