You work out of a Hotel?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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