Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
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I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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