i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
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I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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