Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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