Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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