He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
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I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
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So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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